Mum and I just finished making cookies. I made one for you. But I ate it. >] Sorry Hannah, I had to steal your line.

Isn’t it funny how you can always tell a guy’s blog from a girl’s blog? A girl will talk about how she’s feeling or what awful thing happened the other day while a guy will talk about the new song he’s writing or his sweet new Les Paul. It really cracks me up.

 Because I’m a girl I’m going to talk about my feelings. Stay awake please. This is important. 

A lot of people ask me why I don’t date and these are always my answers. 1.) I’m WAY too young. 2.) I think dating is stupid. Let me elaborate. In the words [some are mine] of my mom, Dating is like a slap in the face to God. He tells us that He will bring us our “special someone” and that could be today or in 40 years. We just have to trust him. Well then, isn’t dating like saying “I don’t trust you God”? That’s like telling a biker he doesn’t really know what he’s doing when he sits on his bike! IT’S INSANE! The same for God. He knows what he’s doing people! If you doubt that you need to read Psalm 28:7, Psalm 33:21, and Psalm 62:8. I know how much you hate dragging out that old bible and taking the precious time to look up those scriptures, but you need to do it. Now. Seriously, don’t read anymore until you have. I’M NOT KIDDING. --- When you get a new boyfriend it’s all about him. God gets stowed away on the shelf. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT GOD RIGHT NOW! He’ll bring you someone later. Dating is kinda like practicing for divorce. “I like you!” “Now I don’t.” “Your pretty sneaking awesome.” “Whatever!” “You’re cuuuuute!” “Later loser.” Sometimes I think that homo sapiens have in their heads that life is about being born, growing up, looking for your “match”, finding the one you know must be him/her, and then doing whatever you little heart desires until you get tired of each other and the kids get sent to foster care. Come on people! There’s more to life than that! What is wrong with ya’ll? I want more than that! I don’t want to spend my entire youth looking for someone to go out with so I can share a few kisses with him and then decide “Oh he’s just not the one. I got what I wanted from you, now you’re just a loser.” UGH. That’s what so many kids resort to. A new boyfriend/girlfriend every week. It’s just messed up. Sigh. Maybe I just don’t get it. Maybe I’m the one who’s confused. Maybe I need help… Yeah RIGHT! I don’t think so people. I hate it when my friends get caught up in the dating whirlwind. Mainly because they don’t have parents with fishing poles to catch them and haul them out, while I do. Maybe I’ll go into the fishing business and sell all those confused families lures. Maybe…

Hopefully you’re still conscious. >] I hope you got my point.

Over and out you guys.

 Danyell