My fish committed suicide. I thought I had raised it better than that but I guess not. She jumped out of her bowl on my desk and it’s a long way down to a fish. I found her crusted to my carpet in my room and I don’t even want to hear it if you think that’s gross because I’m the one who had to scrape her off the floor. Yeah. Poor Ella.

I’m wondering, Did Jesus have zits? Or did his voice do that cool cracking thing? Hmmm…

I don’t think I’ll be at basketball tomorrow because I’m wimping out. Just kidding, I actually did something weird to my ankle as lame as that sounds. It does this creepy muscle-rolling thing when I walk that makes it feels like it’s going to pop/snap anytime. The last thing I want is to do something to it during practice ‘cause that would embarrass me like crazy. So I don’t think I’m going. I’m bummed but… not…

Swimming tomorrow and it’s a whole new set of kids. There are two weeks to a session and tomorrow marks the third week. The start of session two. We’ll figure out in the morrow if we’re gonna have snotty [literally] kids or nice ones who do what we say. I hope Carter is in this session. I love that kid. I used to be his sisters’ bestest fwiend helper but then Carter started swimming lessons and I was in love. He’s so cute! IDK how old he is… maybe 6? He’s a handful but he’s got the cutest smile. Like a frog or something. Not that I think frogs are cute or anything. Seriously, if you ever find me kissing one please slap me or something. I think either he[Carter, not the frog] or Riley[however you spell her name] or both of them do or did that kid day-care thingy at Mack Dawg’s church. I don’t remember.

A Knight’s Tale cracked me up. The music was hilarious. I don’t think they actually had Queen’s “We Will Rock You” song back then. But that whole naked guy walking down the road scene was disgusting. Very disgusting. Just ew. Hannah came over and we didn’t even like, talk to each other. We just watched the movie. It was really weird. We always talk. It was almost creepy.

I think we’re watching some movie or something. I want to watch Monty Python but Mom can’t stand that movie so I’m prolly stuck with something else. Which is never bad cause it’s usually a good movie. I also wanna watch the Bourne[sp?] movies. I’ve seen the last one but not the first or second. Why do I do that to myself? >/

Do you know the air velocity of an unladen swallow? [Patsy does. Just keep that in mind…]

Danyell