We’re livin’ on a prayer
What’s up peeps? This is the one and only Mack Dawg, Jessie Foo, and Dan the Man. We are chilling right before two basketball games tonight. We are sittin in Danielle’s living room because it’s the best place to be and eatin some cookies. This is Mack Dawg talkin right now just to let yall know.
Dan: I’m really snotty right now.
Jess: Wow, that’s gross.
Mack: Huh?
Dan: FISH STICKS!!! FISH STICKS ARE AMAZAZING!
Jess: *mouth full* I like cookies.
Mack: Huh?
Dan: Look! Up in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s a…..it’s a……GRAND PIANO!!!
Jess: Pass the cookies.
Mack: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis. YEAH BABY!!!...............Huh?
Dan: *does the Spanish dance of Spain*
Jess: *stares at Dan with loving beautiful eyes*
Mack: So it looks like we are gonna get to go to Mexico this year. HUZZAH!!! We don’t know fur sure yet, but I’m a hopin.
Dan: There’s a song that I wrote called “He –she bullfrog” and this is how it goes: *sings*
I’m a he-she bullfrog,
You’re a he-she bullfrog,
We’re all he-she bullfrogs,
Let’s have some cake.
Oh yeah! I have mad skillz.
Jess: Cake? You mean birthday cake? WHERE?!?!?
Mack: Yeah. Dan wuz singin that in her elmo voice. Mad skillz.
Yeah so we’re bout to go to some place out in the middle of now where to play some public schoolers who we’re gonna whoop. GO WARRIORS!!!
Adios, amigos!
-Mack Dawg, Jess Foo, n Dan the Man

I'm afraid to ask: What's a He-She Bullfrog? And... Why is it such a catchy tune? URluv'd.
- The Dad-man
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