Were gonna take control, Dancing is your weapon, let your moves unfold
I have found a new obsession… the dishwasher! I love pouring in the soap and hitting all the buttons!!!!! AHHH!!! It’s so fun! I hate filling it with dirty dishes, that’s disgusting, but the soap and buttons and the soap are so fun!!!!! We use the powder soap, not the liquid stuff so it’s like pouring sand into this big black square box and you push a button and POOF out comes clean dishes and I DON’T KNOW HOW IT DOES THAT!!! Our soap smells sooooo good. It’s insane how obsessed I am with this thing…
Also, I love text forwards, just because they’re so cheesy and hilarious. But I am a little ticked. I have received over 10 text forwards this week, informing me that my true love will call me at midnight, and so far… no enchilada! What is up? It’s a conspiracy… I’m telling you.
Can I talk on Josh Groban? He’s a pretty boy! Ahhh! He annoys me! I really can’t stand him. It has nothing to do with him being a tenor, I like tenors! It has nothing to do with his curly hair, thought if he cut himself some different sort of hairstyle, he would look older. I love the style, it just accentuates his baby face. And massive eyebrows. I have nothing against massive eyebrows either… it’s just slightly humorous to see such a small, squeaky, curly-haired, baby-faced guy with obese caterpillars on his face. It’s amusing. And his middle name is Winslow! I love it! Winslow… it sounds like a Josh Grobanish name. Winslow. It means From Wina's Burial Mound. Little morbid… I do like a quote of his though,”As a new artist there's always outside influences trying to tell you how to make a song better for radio [and] how to do your hair." -Josh Groban That gets him bonus points. And he looks manly with stubble. Some guys just cannot pull the stubble look off. He can though. Quite well I might add. BUT HE HAS A FACEBOOK!!! AHHH! The sinner… minus 50 points Josh…
I need to finish homework and I don’t wanna. But we’re having mashed potatoes with dinner so all will be well.

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